Monday, April 16, 2012

Dystopian Gargantuanness

I love dystopian books and movies. The Hunger Games is just the latest in a long line that feed directly into the omigod-wow cortex of my brain. Bladerunner. 1984. Running Man. Brave New World. The Island. Uglies. There is just something about a dystopian story that flips my switches and I've been thinking lately about what that is. Why those stories stick with me so hard. Why they seem so massive in my memory.

I think it has something to do with the ideas. What if is a powerful phrase and a dystopian reality pimps that phrase for all its worth. It works with the extreme, the taken-to-the-max, stripped-of-pretense and exaggerated right to the edge of logic where we see the black and white truth more clearly than our usual grey world. Hunger Games is essentially what if Lord of the Flies was a reality tv show? It takes something true - reality tv and violence appealing to our culture - and pushes it out to the extreme.

I read an agent once who said there were three ways writers could be brilliant. Brilliant writing style. Brilliant plot. Or brilliant ideas. If I had to pick one of the three to excel in, I would always pick ideas. So perhaps that is why the massive ideas of dystopian fiction appeal to me so strongly. Because they are my personal crack - only the pure, uncut version.

What about you? Is there a particular kind of story that flips your switches every time? What do you look for as a reader or strive toward as a writer?

Saturday, April 14, 2012

European Walkabout!

Guess what, boys and girls? I'm going on a mega-trip! Today!

If this feels sudden and vaguely-unplanned and last-minute and oh-my-god-what-have-I-gotten-myself-into to you, well, you're not the only one who feels that way. This trip was planned many moons ago, then put off for 2013 due to a series of excellent rationalizations then abruptly, suddenly, without-warning, instantly, and-then-a-miracle-occurred moved back to this year about two weeks ago. And voila! I'm getting on a cruise ship today.

And due to the rush, I've already realized I forgot several crucial things - note to self, traveling without ATM card is not advised. (And now my grandma who reads this is worried about me. Don't worry, Grandma! It's all good.)

I'm sailing off to Europe where I will disembark das Boat and gad about France and Italy for three weeks before sailing off for Egypt, Istanbul, and Greece for two weeks, then back on land for another week in Austria & Germany. So my internet connectivity, it will be unreliable. But the blog will not be neglected. I've pre-loaded some goodies to keep you entertained while I'm away. (Gladiator style, baby. Are you not entertained? Rrrrawr! ...okay. Ignore that one. I'm a little giddy with pre-trippy-ness and not making a lot of sense.)

So, to recap: Travel! (win!) No internet in the Atlantic Ocean. (fail!) Preloaded awesome! (double win!) And a release week in France. (win au francais!)

See you in France, boys and girls!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Mas Karma Coming at Ya

It's official! The i's are dotted, the t's crossed, and we have reached the gushy excitement portion of the proceedings. Yes, boys and girls, there's another Karmic Consultants book coming your way. (I know, finally, right? Feel free to pelt me with jelly beans for taking so long. Preferably Hawaiian Punch jelly beans.) (And before you ask, no, this isn't Karma's book. Hers is next after this one. Promise.)

Finder's Keeper is the classic story of the neuroscientist and the surfer-psychic. (I know, I know, we've all heard that one a thousand times.) We've got magic love lockets, meddling grandmothers, and cameos from our favorite Karmic Consultants. And when is this novel arriving on an e-reader near you, you may be asking? We don't have an official release date yet, but it's looking like November-ish. (Don't quote me.)

But in the mean time (why is time mean, huh? Why can't it be nice time? Or jovial time? Or sultry time?) we have Superheroes and Fairy Tales.

Observe: the Release Schedule!

May 1st - Superlovin' (Super #1)
June - Spinning Gold (Rumpelstiltskin revisited)
July - Super Bad (Super #2)
Fall - Super Hot (Super #3)
Nov (ish) - Finder's Keeper (Karmic #6)

And that's all she wrote. For now. More writing in the works...

Monday, April 9, 2012

Revise Ferociously

Today I'm over at the Ruby blog, talking about the perils of lazy writing and digging deep with your characters. If you're a writer-type-person, swing on by and say hi.

Friday, April 6, 2012

A Convergence of Awesome

I recently saw Midnight in Paris for the first time (omigod so freaking gooooood). It made me want to move to Paris. But Paris in the 1920s, when I could have wandered into a cafe and tripped over Picasso & Hemingway & Fitzgerald & Dali & T.S. Eliot. Because damn, how insane must that have been?

I feel like there are these places, these moments in history, when a place becomes a sort of artistic Mecca and there is a convergence of awesomeness. Just tell me where that convergence is today and I will move there tomorrow.

Do you think that kind of convergence is even possible in today's world? Because so much is done online where we are both more and less connected with the world around us.

It's strange how the internet seems to make us both more and less of many things. Anonymously people are more free with their opinions, but when our reputations are attached a single wrong word can make us a pariah when a careless comment goes viral. Author feuds are nothing new - not surprising in a business so subjective - but how many of Hawthorne's readers knew about his catty comments about female writers of his time? (Ever wondered how historical authors put the smack down? Check out this list.) Would old Nathaniel have been vilified on the 24-hr news networks as a misogynist? Would it have killed his career?

Aaaand, I've gotten way off topic. The truth is, I don't really want to live in Paris in the 1920s. I just want to be a part of a creative convergence and I'm afraid the only place those exist in our generation is online. Which, frankly, I find disappointing. I don't want to believe that we've lost the possibility for those convergences. Those artists' Meccas.

And here I am rambling about this on... where else? The internet. Oh, irony.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Superlovin' Review-A-Ganza!

It's T-minus 4 Weeks until the Superhero Hotness of Superlovin' hits the shelves and already the reviews are a'rollin' in, folks.

First up, we have 4.5 Stars from Sensual Reads (**WARNING: All reviews tip a bit toward spoilers, but this one is pretty up front about telling you the plot, so if you want to be surprised, you might wanna pass on that link.) Moral of the story? They liked it, y'all!

"This story has lots of super action plus tons of sexual tension between Darla and Lucien..."

*Bonus points for use of "super" - best adjective evah.*

And next up? Four stars from Night Owl Reviews! Lexile says, "Superlovin' lived up to my expectations for an Andrews romance" and "has me itching to read the others."

Now, by "the others" she's referring to the other Midnight Justice stories - Breaking Bad by Jodi Redford & Blade of Moonlight by Kimberly Dean - which are also releasing May 1st! (Get the whole set!)

But, if that still doesn't satisfy and you just can't get enough superheroes, you're in luck! There are more stories in the Superlovin universe to come from yours truly. Starting with Super Bad this summer, then Super Hot in the fall and Super Trouble next spring. I just can't get enough superhero romance. It's a small miracle I don't wear a cape and mask every day. To the grocery store... to the bank... or wait. Probably not to the bank. They frown on masked people asking for their money. Maybe just the cape...

Sunday, April 1, 2012

CHATROOM

The Secret is Out! I'm Vivian Arend

For years I've been saying that Vivian Arend and I aren't really the same person. Lies. All of it lies.

Yes, boys and girls, I'm finally coming out of the closet. I am badass USA Today and NYT Bestselling Author Vivian Arend. It's true.

Now, those of you who know my complete body of work (see list below) may be wondering how I can possibly produce all the insanely awesome books I do. (Writing, editing, and releasing a new book an average of every four weeks.) The truth is I wouldn't be able to do it without my cybernetic hands (think Darth Vader, only less evil, more romantic). These babies never get tired and they type approximately two thousand words a minute. (Unfortunately, this also exhausts keyboards at an alarming rate so I always have to have three spares on hand for a night of writing.)

The truth is, it's a sickness. I discovered early in my career that if I go more than three months between releases, I become physically ill. The only way to keep myself from the violent and unpleasant malady is to type like the wind. It's a defense mechanism, really. And if I hadn't invented a second pen name, there's no way my publisher would have let me stack so many releases back to back. They understood that sweet release is the only medicine that works.

So now, for the first time ever, I reveal The Complete Viv.A. Booklist:

The Ghost Shrink, the Accidental Gigolo & the Poltergeist Accountant - February 17, 2009
Wolf Signs - March 24, 2009
Serengeti Heat - June 23, 2009
Tidal Wave - July 21, 2009
Wolf Flight - October 27, 2009
The Ghost Exterminator - October 27, 2009
Serengeti Storm - January 12, 2010
Claiming Derryn
- February 19, 2010
Wolf Games - March 23, 2010
The Sexorcist - April 27, 2010
Stormchild - May 4, 2010
Turn It On - July 19, 2010
Whirlpool - August 10, 2010
Serengeti Lightning - September 14, 2010
Wolf Tracks - October 26, 2010
The Naked Detective - November 14, 2010
Falling, Freestyle - November 30, 2010
Tangled Tinsel - December 6, 2010
No Angel - December 6, 2010
Turn It Up
- February 8,2011
Stormy Seduction - April 12, 2011
Serengeti Sunrise - May 10, 2011
Silent Storm - May 17, 2011
Rising, Freestyle - July 4, 2011
A Cop & A Feel - July 12, 2011
Paradise Found - August 23, 2011
Black Gold - September 13, 2011
Rocky Mountain Heat - November 15, 2011
Reawakening Eden - November 22, 2011
Rocky Mountain Haven - January 10, 2012
Ghosts of Boyfriends Past - January 17, 2012
Rocky Mountain Desire - March 13, 2012
Superlovin' - May 1, 2012
Spinning Gold - June 1, 2012
Wolf Line - June 12, 2012
Super Bad - July 1, 2012
Silver Mine - September 11, 2012

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have a trio of keyboards that I must type into oblivion.

Happy April, y'all. ;)