Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Secret is Out! I'm Vivian Arend

For years I've been saying that Vivian Arend and I aren't really the same person. Lies. All of it lies.

Yes, boys and girls, I'm finally coming out of the closet. I am badass USA Today and NYT Bestselling Author Vivian Arend. It's true.

Now, those of you who know my complete body of work (see list below) may be wondering how I can possibly produce all the insanely awesome books I do. (Writing, editing, and releasing a new book an average of every four weeks.) The truth is I wouldn't be able to do it without my cybernetic hands (think Darth Vader, only less evil, more romantic). These babies never get tired and they type approximately two thousand words a minute. (Unfortunately, this also exhausts keyboards at an alarming rate so I always have to have three spares on hand for a night of writing.)

The truth is, it's a sickness. I discovered early in my career that if I go more than three months between releases, I become physically ill. The only way to keep myself from the violent and unpleasant malady is to type like the wind. It's a defense mechanism, really. And if I hadn't invented a second pen name, there's no way my publisher would have let me stack so many releases back to back. They understood that sweet release is the only medicine that works.

So now, for the first time ever, I reveal The Complete Viv.A. Booklist:

The Ghost Shrink, the Accidental Gigolo & the Poltergeist Accountant - February 17, 2009
Wolf Signs - March 24, 2009
Serengeti Heat - June 23, 2009
Tidal Wave - July 21, 2009
Wolf Flight - October 27, 2009
The Ghost Exterminator - October 27, 2009
Serengeti Storm - January 12, 2010
Claiming Derryn
- February 19, 2010
Wolf Games - March 23, 2010
The Sexorcist - April 27, 2010
Stormchild - May 4, 2010
Turn It On - July 19, 2010
Whirlpool - August 10, 2010
Serengeti Lightning - September 14, 2010
Wolf Tracks - October 26, 2010
The Naked Detective - November 14, 2010
Falling, Freestyle - November 30, 2010
Tangled Tinsel - December 6, 2010
No Angel - December 6, 2010
Turn It Up
- February 8,2011
Stormy Seduction - April 12, 2011
Serengeti Sunrise - May 10, 2011
Silent Storm - May 17, 2011
Rising, Freestyle - July 4, 2011
A Cop & A Feel - July 12, 2011
Paradise Found - August 23, 2011
Black Gold - September 13, 2011
Rocky Mountain Heat - November 15, 2011
Reawakening Eden - November 22, 2011
Rocky Mountain Haven - January 10, 2012
Ghosts of Boyfriends Past - January 17, 2012
Rocky Mountain Desire - March 13, 2012
Superlovin' - May 1, 2012
Spinning Gold - June 1, 2012
Wolf Line - June 12, 2012
Super Bad - July 1, 2012
Silver Mine - September 11, 2012

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have a trio of keyboards that I must type into oblivion.

Happy April, y'all. ;)

2 comments:

cinful1121 said...

Whoo boy I have so much catching up to do! That's okay though cuz now I have that much more of your awesome writing to read woot woot ;D

Brenda Hyde said...

*snort*