Thanks so much, Vivi, for having me here today!
I love those little “What kind of chocolate monster are you”-style quizzes, and thought it might be fun to try my hand at one. Keep in mind this is totally subjective and without scientific basis. Though there’s scoring, no bias is implied toward any category.
I tried to find a non-value rating system but the closest I have at the moment is hash marks. Add up the hashes to find a category.
Note: No bunnies were harmed in the making of this quiz.
- When you look for a read, you’re looking for
a. A good story – 4 hashes
b. A great story – 3 hashes
c. A solid story built in nearly-perfect fashion – 2 hashes
d. A story that excites you personally – 5 hashes
- You need to tell everyone when you find what kind of book?
a. A great book – 2 hashes
b. A wonderful book – 5 hashes
c. A POS-awful book – 3 hashes
d. It doesn’t matter, I need to tell everyone the best of every book – 4 hashes
e. One or two movers-and-shakers – 1 hash
- You read
a. Everything and anything – 3 hashes
b. Your favorite autobuy authors and a few new ones if they look good – 5 hashes
- You try to
a. Find the best in what you read – 4 hashes
b. Find the worst in what you read – 3 hashes
c. Find structure in what you read – 1 hash
d. Just read—unless something breaks your suspension of disbelief, then you throw the book ☺ – 5 hashes
- When you find a great new author, you love to
a. Abstract the story into a few sparkling sentences – 2 hashes
b. Tell just the right person – 1 hash
c. Turn all your friend onto her – 3 hashes
d. You prefer to know your friends’ tastes, and recommend just the right author – 4 hashes
- Nothing good was written after
a. Shakespeare – 1 hash
b. 1940 – 2 hashes
c. Great new authors are popping up all the time – 5 hashes
Here are my totally unscientific results!
24-29 Reader—You're priceless. Without you there would be no publishing industry☺.
18-23 Reviewer—You're smart and wise, with the ability to find the best, most exciting things about a book. You pass that along to your readers, helping a story find its audience.
13-17 Critic—You're witty, clever, and primarily an entertainer at heart. The story's important but more important is how you can use it as a tool to entertain.
10-12 Judge—You're looking for a solid story, without the need to impress or excite anyone else. A Plato, measuring every story against the perfect Story Form.
0-9—You're my eighth grade English teacher!
Well, booklovers? How did you score? I'm a Reader (AKA Certifiable Book Slut). What about you? Today, one lucky commenter will win an ebook from Mary's backlist!