I have two questions:
1) When does bragging about your reviews become annoying? I've already passed that point, haven't I? You're collecting rotten tomatoes to chuck at me, aren't you?
2) Who is feeding the reviewers the happy pills before they read my book and can I have a little of whatever they are smoking? Not to question their superlative judgement in any way, but I'm starting to wonder if my publisher is passing out hits of laughing gas with the reviewer copies. Or am I really this lucky?
Interesting side note about this particular review: At one point the reviewer referred to me as Ms. Tyler. Psychic! How did she know about my deep and abiding passion for Aerosmith? Oh, Steven. *sigh* I want your love. Let's break the walls between us. Don't make it tough. I've put away my pride. Enough's enough. I've suffered and I've seen the light. Bay-ee-yay-ee-bay, you're my aaaaangel. Come and save me tonight...
3 comments:
It's your blog, brag if you want!! :D Congrats!! :D I don't think you could ever brag enough....I mean if I wrote, and had something published? You can bet I would be bragging! lol
Multiple choice question: Vivi -
A) is lavishing the reviewers with gifts.
B) made a deal with the devil.
C) is on a lucky streak.
D) is WAY talented.
Yeah, brag. Go ahead. I would. Let her call you anything she wants.
Congrats!
Kelly
It's nice to know you guys aren't readying the tomato cannon. :) Thanks!
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