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Everyone thinks I can see Russia from my house! Thank very much, Sarah Palin, for that pervasive misconception about Alaska. Actually, it’s true, I can see Russia when I’m hanging out on Sarah’s porch, slugging whiskey and shooting at the neighbors. But that hardly ever happens now that she’s so busy.
2. What movie or TV show is your personal guilty pleasure?
I secretly love the Barbie movies. I’m so grateful to my six-year-old stepdaughter, because without her I never would have been exposed to these masterpieces. Have you seen them? Barbie plays different characters and really shows off her range. Sometimes she’s an island princess, sometimes a Musketeer or a mermaid. She sings, dances, saves the world. And seriously, they always have an uplifting message about female friendship and empowerment. I’m going to miss them now that she’s growing out of her Barbie phase.
3. In your receptionist series, Ethan and Simon jockey for position in their unconventional relationship - which of them would fight dirtier in the competition for Dana's affections?
Ethan, without a doubt. Ethan has a fascinating, dangerous past, which will be revealed in Restraining the Receptionist. Simon and Ethan are both powerful men, but Ethan will do anything to survive and win. In this book, he saves Dana from a scary situation. He’s a strong, tough guy – the kind you want on your side.
4. Dana is an unconventional romance heroine - what's her idea of a dream date?
Dana likes adventure, particularly in the bedroom. Right now her happiest days are at work with Simon and Ethan. It would be nice if they took her out on a date. I’ll speak to them about that. Maybe they can take her to a fancy restaurant and do naughty things with the tiramisu.
5. What's next for you? Are there more receptionist stories on the way?
There may be another Receptionist story, because I have an idea about an uptight accountant showing up to audit the books. I think Dana could have fun with him. But you never know! I didn’t plan to write a second one. But I got requests for a sequel from readers, which was so incredibly flattering, how could I say no? In the meantime, my next book will be Go Deep, the next in a series of sexy books set during a very naughty winter festival in Alaska.
Thanks for having me, Vivi, and congratulations on the raging success of Serengeti Sunrise!
Thank you, Juniper! It's always a delight to have to visit. And now, a look at the soon-to-be released Restraining the Receptionist!
…the Receptionist, Book 2
Dana Arthur’s new job with the firm of Cowell & Dirk is going well. Translation: the occasionally kinky ménage with her two bosses, Ethan and Simon, has been several months of politically incorrect bliss.
Except the relationship feels unbalanced. While Ethan is the undisputed master, the partners’ iron-clad agreement stipulates that Simon must be present as she performs her “duties”. And she senses there’s a subtle, powerful tug-of-war developing for more than just her body.
Simon had agreed to share the firm’s fiery, sensually daring receptionist…to a point. With Simon out of town, Ethan plans a feast of erotic temptations designed to have Dana begging him to break the deal. He didn’t realize his heart would be a casualty.
Once she surrenders to his wicked demands, Dana realizes there’s no going back. It’s time for a three-way renegotiation…this time, all or nothing.
Marco Vargas isn't sure what he's getting himself into when he rescues Brandy, but figures he'll do the chivalrous thing. He offers her a job in his bar and the chance to sort out her feelings. But it seems that keeping Brandy hidden is easier than keeping his hands off her—and what will happen when Brandy discovers that Marco has secrets of his own?
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Great guns, Vivi. I can only pick one? Well, playboy Tony Stark oozes sex appeal, and I could pet Wolverine any day. But if I can’t be greedy, I would choose Thor. I’m a sucker for mythology, and besides, have you seen Chris Hemsworth? Okay, so he’s not a real avenger, but he plays one on the silver screen.
2. Pirate Question: Who is your favorite pirate? (real or fictional.)
Anyone who knows me will think I’ll answer Jack Sparrow. I do love me some Jack, but he’s not my favorite. For a real life pirate, Sam Bellamy, captain of the Whydah, fascinates me. He was the type of pirate legends are based upon. He was handsome, adventurous, formidable, highly successful, and driven by his undying love for one woman. On the flipside, my favorite fictional pirate is Prudence ‘Spitfire’ Stevens played by Maureen O’Hara in AGAINST ALL FLAGS. Just as her name suggests, she embodies the strong, saucy, beautiful and womanly pirate captain.
But I do love me some Jack.
3. Adventure Question: If you could be sucked back in time and abducted onto a pirate ship, would you take the adventure or stay home with your modern conveniences?
Let’s assume I’m abducted by a hunky pirate with the promise of high seas fun. I’d be a seafarin’ wench, hands down. I admit, as I’m sucked through the time portal I’d be clutching economy-sized bars of soap and toilet paper.
4. Compass Question: Your heroine has a magic medallion. If she had Captain Jack's compass instead, what would it point toward?
As all POTC fans know, the compass points to what the holder wants most. For my heroine Lianna, one might think the compass would point home after she is spirited away by a pirate. Or one might think the needle would point to the insatiable libertine first mate. Or to the relative safety of land. Or to anything, anything at all, other than the temperamental Captain Zane Fox.
5. Help Me Fight the Zombie Apocalypse Question: Most effective method of decimating the zombie hordes. Go. (Bonus points for use of cutlasses.)
Zombies are no match for my bloodthirsty pirates. Arrgh. Grapeshot fired from shipboard guns would be effective, ripping many zombies to shreds at once. In hand-to-zombie-hand combat, marlin spikes, boarding axes, and, of course, cutlasses, would work nicely. Ever seen a zombie with a peg leg, hook, or eye patch? Yo! Ho! Ho!
You know, come to think of it, we really do need more pirates on hand for the zombie apocalypse. They certainly are handy (and inventive!) in a fight. Thank you, Jenn! And now, a look inside the high seas goodness of Blood & Treasure.
Although Lianna Whitney was gently bred, she must now empty slop buckets and fight off randy sailors in a seaport tavern to survive. One night, she unexpectedly comes into possession of a golden medallion. When the man who left it with her is immediately murdered by soldiers of the Royal Navy, she’s afraid to admit she has it. Unsure who to trust, she’s caught up in crossfire between a navy officer and a pirate captain, who, realizing she possesses the object he’s been paid to find, whisks her away to his ship during the fight.
Privateer Captain Zane Fox is not interested in the mystical healing powers the medallion is said to hold, even though legends claim it can bring a dying man back to life. He only plans to procure the medallion, drop the chit off at the next port, and collect the money he was promised. However, as they fend off storms at sea and attempt to outrun the Royal Navy, the two are also fighting the attraction they feel for one another. But when they are captured, Zane must choose between recovering the medallion and saving Lianna from the noose. And soon it becomes clear to him the medallion is not the only treasure worth risking his life for.
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Oh, NEW KIRK!! Definitely. In my little flip book of heroes, Chris Pines has a starring role as a werewolf – with a personality that fits his Captain Kirk role to a T. Every time I watch Star Trek (which looks awfully nifty on my new iPad and iTV, btw), I get chills and the urge to howl at the moon. Damn those pesky voices in my head.
2. Bachelorette Question: Destiny's best bud is marrying into a werewolf pack. If Destiny were the one planning the bachelorette party, what would it be like?
Oh dear. That’s asking for T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Destiny’s not exactly known for her ability to respect boundaries. The one drawback to her planning abilities is her budget. But, if she had unlimited resources, the Chip-N-Dales would have a starring role…as would an open bar, a live band that specialized in old-style rock-n-roll, and enough food to balance out the alcohol consumption. Destiny being Destiny would forget about the problem of getting home until half the crowd was trashed. Then she would scramble.
3. Moral Turpitude Question: Some of your heroines are... iffy when it comes to moral and legal high ground. What's the most questionably legal thing you've ever (allegedly) done?
I plead the fifth. Okay, guess that didn’t fly. Honestly? I’ve lived a pretty exciting life, but most of it’s been pretty legal – other than a minor stint breaking-and-entering in college, if you consider coercing the security staff into helping rearrange my advisor’s office at midnight actually breaking in. He liked our way better (or maybe just was too lazy to arrange to have it put back) and left it that way for the rest of the time I was there.
4. Cagematch Question: Destiny has to choose between a dishy vamp and a charismatic shifter. In a cage match between these two studs, who would emerge the victor?
Now we’re about to start an ego war in my head. Luke, the lion, is a tough cookie, but he’s not nearly as ruthless (or invested) as Marcus, the vampire, especially if he thinks his future with Destiny is at stake. That would bring out a whole new level of practicality. The vampire would wipe the floor with the lion after a fight worth the cost of admission.
5. Help Me Fight the Zombie Apocalypse Question: Most effective method of decimating the zombie armies. Go
Zombie armies? *scrambles for notes* Oh, here it is – Flamethrowers. It’s the perfect solution. You’re not getting close enough for them to get a hold of you and it can do massive damage. Of course, when you run out of fuel, I do hope you can run like hell. I think the “surviving” zombies would be pretty upset with you.
Is anyone else noticing that "burn them all" seems to be a theme this week? You can't deny it's a good solution for just about everything. Except books. (Remind me to tell you the one about my aunt accidentally putting the book she was reading into the microwave and lighting that puppy on fire...) And speaking of hot books...
When the past bites, bite back.
Ladies of St. George, Book 1
For Destiny St. George, shapeshifting lioness and private investigator, her best friend’s looming wedding is little more than a reminder of her failed relationship with vampire king Marcus Smythe. Tired of being only one of many mistresses—and dinner entrees—she’s stayed away from the vampire scene altogether. Until a missing-person case forces her to seek his help.
Knowing that pressing Destiny is not the way to convince her to give their relationship another try, Marcus has been waiting her out—and his patience is rewarded when she steps into his nightclub. Now is his chance to lure her back into his arms. This time, he plans to keep her there.
Destiny’s not sure which is worse: working with Marcus, or trying to remember all the reasons she called it off with him. And when it becomes clear the case is an elaborate trap to avenge a millennia-old grudge, she finds herself caught between love and instinct—while the clock ticks down on an innocent victim’s life…
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Let the shifter awesomeness continue! (Rrawr!) Moira Rogers has not one but two delectable shifter releases to share with us today and I'm delighted to announce that the Bree half of the Moira Rogers writing duo has agreed to submit to an interrogation give us an interview! And now, I give you, the always witty and disgustingly talented Moira Rogers!
1. Nerdgasm Question: If you had to give up one for a whole month, which would you sacrifice: pie charts or spreadsheets?
Oh the cruelty! On the one hand, pie charts are shaped like pie, and make me think of pie, and for the love of everything that is good in the world, who doesn't love pie?
On the other hand, I have three spreadsheets open right now...and zero pie charts. So clearly I must keep the spreadsheets.
2. Voodoo Question: Sabine is under a fascinating curse. If you were going to curse someone or something what is the worst curse you can imagine?
I've always thought the Midas Touch was a pretty nasty piece of work. If I had something like that, it would probably turn everything I touched into computer RAM. Or chocolate.
3. Dom/Sub Question: I don't play well with others. How do you manage your writing partnership? Do you take turns holding the whip?
It's all about working to compromise. Or fighting to compromise. Sometimes it involves throwing snack foods at each other and screaming. Which can be TOTALLY FUN until you have to clean it up.
But if anyone asks...Donna is the boss of me. (She's scrappy. And she knows how to hide a body.)
4. Cagematch Question: Sabine has her wolf and Kisri has her lion... In a werewolf/lion-shifter cage match, who comes out on top?
Oooooh, tough one. But I think in a cage? One on one? Totally the wolf.
Now if it was Sabine against Kisri... Kisri has a sword. And she'd cheat. :D
Dude. Kisri sounds like my kind of girl.
5. Help Me Fight the Spider Apocalypse Question: Most effective method of decimating the spider armies. Go.
BURN THEM. BURN THEM WITH FIRE.
Ahem. Okay, I'm calm now--BUT STILL BURN THEM. Scorched earth. Leave no survivors.
For the record, I fully support the napalm plan for de-spiderification. And now that we've established a plan to rid the world of spiders (Bree is the only one who appreciates my deep and abiding terror of things with eight legs), check out Sabine & Kisri!Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Today we are joined by the always fabulous Vivian Arend, celebrating her latest shifter release Silent Storm (available today!). And now, without further ado... I give you, Vivian Arend! (Applause!)
SHIFTERS!!!!!!
I love them. All of them, the furry and the finny and the fluffy. I know, I know, I tossed in the word finny there, and lost a few of you. But actually…shifters of all kinds are sexy. I mean, a wolf would be nice to cuddle up in whether in wolf or human form, but for the real sexy moments, don’t you want the human? All the time? :P Besides, cats make me sneeze.
Even in my release out today, Silent Storm, the air and water shifter heroine and hero have moments they turn to their natural habitats for a moment or two, but in any of the heated moments? Man oh man oh man…
Right? ;)
(Oh, and I have to really warn you. This one is hot. A lot hotter than my usual shifters. Be careful.)
Love speaks volumes without a single word.
Pacific Passion, Book 3
In the months they’ve traveled together, Laurin Marshall and Matt Jentry’s attraction has grown beyond spectacular sexual passion to into a deeper emotional connection. Still, Laurin wrestles with one last question: how a water shifter and an air shifter can possibly find permanent common ground.
Matt is content to wait patiently for Laurin to realize he has no desire to change her sky-borne nature. Until a giant golden eagle touches down on the Stormchild and tips the delicate balance of more than just the boat.
Laurin’s obvious affection for the newcomer comes as a shock. And so does the flash of jealousy that interferes with his shamanic ability to heal the man’s malady. While Matt struggles to balance his conflicted responsibilities, Laurin attempts to reconcile her undeniable feelings for one of her kind with her desire for Matt.
Somewhere between the ocean depths and the mountaintops, they need to find a love strong enough to call them both home to the Stormchild.
Warning: Familiar lovers (hot) with old rivals (hotter) and a wild curse-melting ménage (hottest yet). Get ready for one exotic paranormal that will make you look to the skies and sea with longing.
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The fabulous Ms. Arend has 5 copies of the first ebook in this series, Stormchild, to give away today. I can personally vouch for the awesomeness that is this story. To enter, go to her blog, comment on today's post, and tell her Vivi sent you! Go forth and win, reader-minions!
Keith has officially hit rock bottom. Framed for the theft of deadly missile components, the cynical Special Forces officer is in danger of losing the only thing he can count on: his career. His one shot at clearing his name lies in locating Grace’s ex, who was working with Keith on a secret mission to take down a cutthroat military traitor. But to team up with Grace he’ll need to spend 24/7 with a woman who has every reason to hate him. Out to use each other for their own agenda, desperate mother and disillusioned soldier find they must work together to stay alive, and in the process discover that sometimes even the best of enemies fall in love.
Buy from Amazon :: Buy from Barnes & Noble :: Visit Cynthia's WebsiteBoy meets girl. That first collision of eyes, the first sucked breath of recognition. That tingle of awareness that signals an unexpected attraction. Or zap, if it's really strong.
I love the electricity of the first meet. So I always include it in my stories, usually with a twist (because that's just how I am :) Here are three.
Biting Me Softly (“I” is Liese, a computer programmer)
When I first clapped eyes on Logan, I thought, Hot damn. Look what the Sex Fairy brung me!
It was eight p.m. Sunday night. I don’t know what made me look up. The cool March air, perhaps. Maybe the aroma wafting in, mystery and magic with overtones of raw sex.
Whatever it was, my eyes lifted and there he was, the most stunning male I’d ever seen. Smack-me-between-the-eyes gorgeous. Bright blond hair rippled to broad, muscular shoulders. Lean strength roped a long, lithe body. Laughter and intelligence sparked gold-flecked hazel eyes. Perfect lips curved in a smile so sensuous it made my innards go bang.
Then he opened his mouth and spoke. Talk about ruining perfection.
“Hello, gorgeous.” His tone was deep and lazy. “I want to speak to the computer man in charge.”
Right. Well that just spoiled everything, didn’t it?
Biting Nixie (“I” is Nixie, a 5-foot nothing punk rocker)
Schleck’s face went red as a stoplight. His hand jerked back—to hit me. But no shedding bully-blood in the mayor’s office meant I would have to take it. I squeezed my eyes shut.
Nothing landed.
“I believe you’re out of line, sir.”
The voice was deep and cultured. The words resonated with an accent I couldn’t immediately place. Proud, almost aristocratic. I cautiously popped one eye open.
Strong, sure fingers held Schleck’s wrist in an unbreakable grip. The vice-principal’s face was white as he stared up. And up. I followed that stare, and—
Towering over us both was the most beautiful man I’d ever seen.
Bronzed skin. Black hair and brows. Outrageously long black eyelashes sweeping over laser-sharp blue eyes. Sensuous dark bronze mouth. A jaw made to run your fingers over. Lean muscular body with biteable shoulders and a flat waist. He made a Chippendale look like a cub scout.
Gorgeous Guy stared down at Schleck with cool contempt. Schleck, like bullies everywhere, cut and ran. Gorgeous Guy released the veep-creep as if he were slime.
Wow. Not only man-beautiful, but the guy oozed strength. No, more. Power. Power, the kind restrained by a tremendous will. I could have fallen in love. Could have, but not.
The guy was wearing a fucking three-piece suit. Vest and all. Seriously, had anyone worn those since the ancient eighties?
Bite My Fire (“I” is Elena, 5'9” and all cop)
I spun. Went for my gun. “Hold it right there…!”
My voice died in my throat. My XD pressed against the most amazing abs I’d ever seen. Washboard, eight-pack…whatever, licking those abs would be like tongue-surfing warm ocean waves.
A black tee stretched in all the right places over a torso ripped enough to star in 300. Bronzed cannon arms, dusted with blond hair, crossed over a battleship chest.
Very male. And very big. Viking big. With him, even my five-nine felt petite. I choked on a whimper as my eyes continued helplessly up.
Strong, corded neck. And his face…sweet Suzy’s Cream Cheesecakes. Warrior big and warrior gorgeous. Cheekbones cut from granite, arching blond brows, carved jaw. Thick wavy blond hair. Eyes the brilliant blue of the Mediterranean in summer. A fiercely beautiful face, the kind that jolts you in the gut.
But big, bad and yummy here was a stranger. Worse, he was wandering near a murder scene. Alone. By the Big Book of Police Rules, that made him a suspect.
Thanks so much to Vivi for having me here today!
GIVEAWAY: To celebrate Biting Me Softly in stores around the US, I’m having a giveaway! Just comment on this post to enter. For a second chance, let me know the city or bookstore where you’ve seen Softly! Through May 13, 2011. NOTE: These are explicit vampire romances, so adults only please! Winner will receive choice of Biting Me Softly in paperback (if US or Canada) or one of Bite My Fire, Biting Nixie, The Bite of Silence or Biting Me Softly in ebook.
Biting Me Softly
He’s a candy box of sex appeal wrapped with a golden bow. She’s on a diet.
Blood, sex, violence. Blood, okay, but computer geek Liese Schmetterling had enough S&V when her cheating ex fired her. Now security expert—and lip-smacking gorgeous—Logan Steel saunters into her Blood Center, setting fire to her libido. And threatening her job.
Visions of pink slips dancing in her head, Liese tries to push Logan away without touching his jutting pecs…or ridged abs. Or petting the Vesuvius in his jeans. He’s hiding something, but it doesn’t seem to matter when his smiles stun her, his kisses crank her to broiling and his bites rocket her to heaven. Fangy bites which, if she weren’t grounded in science, would make her think ampire-Vay.
Centuries old and tragedy-scarred, Logan’s mission is to fortify the Blood Center’s electronic defenses against his nemesis, the leader of a rogue vampire gang. He’s ready for battle but not for Liese, who slips under his skin, laughs at his awful puns, charges beside him into dark, scary places—and tastes like his true love.
No matter how often Logan declares his love, Liese can’t bring herself to trust him. But when his archenemy comes after her, not trusting him may cost her life…
Warning: contains explicit vampire sex involving absurdly large male equipment (hey, they’re monsters), unbelievable stamina (just how long can he stay underwater in a hot tub?), hide-your-eyes violence and horrendously bad puns. And, just when you think it can’t get any worse, a computer geekette trying to play Mata Hari.
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Bestselling author Mary Hughes is a computer consultant, professional musician, and writer. At various points in her life she has taught Taekwondo, worked in the insurance industry, and studied religion. She is intensely interested in the origins of the universe. She has a wonderful husband (though happily-ever-after takes a lot of hard work) and two great kids. But she thinks that with all the advances in modern medicine, childbirth should be a lot less messy.
To learn more about Mary, please visit www.maryhughesbooks.com.